Hey CNBC -- you stink!
Notice anything strange about CNBC talking heads yesterday? According to the NY Post Page Six, there was a skunk in the studio. Well, besides Cramer that is.
Anyone that has ever been around a skunk knows that polecat ass frangrence doesn't just clear up in 90 minutes. If they tried to mask it, the combination was probably as bad as the original offensive odor.
It wasn't just the bad ratings that had CNBC employees holding their noses yesterday morning. According to our well-placed source, "A skunk got into the CNBC studios in Englewood Cliffs, and it stinks to high heaven." The main problem was for on-air talent such as Maria Bartiromo and Jim Cramer. "Now all the anchor people have to go on live trying not to make a face," our source laughed. A CNBC rep said, "A skunk did get under a corner of the building. Some odor did get in through the air ducts, but it was cleared within an hour and a half."
Anyone that has ever been around a skunk knows that polecat ass frangrence doesn't just clear up in 90 minutes. If they tried to mask it, the combination was probably as bad as the original offensive odor.

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