Suri Cruise Photos Expected to Fuel Stock Market Rally

It's just as good as any other prediction I've heard from analysts:

"The release of the photos puts to rest a simmering uncertainty that had kept many investors on the sidelines," said James Michaels, a senior stock trader at Wedbush Morgan Securities in Los Angeles. "The apparent normalcy of the child means that we're more likely to see a soft rather than a hard landing for the economy."

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